condensing all those grammys thoughts and reactions you don’t care about into one easy-to-ignore post!

• first of all, ALAINA BEATON/PORCELAIN BLACK IS A FUCKING QUEEN.
• rihanna looks stunning, roots and all.
• nph and his husband are the cutest.
• this might come as a shock, but katy perry is still basic.
• i feel such intense love for nicki minaj right now. that tacky, wonderful woman.
• deadmau5 showed up wearing a t-shirt with skrillex’s phone number and “u mad, bro?” bahaha.
• adele’s makeup. oof.
• i think it grew on me.
• if you didn’t lose all your respect for me with that first bullet, here: bruno mars is super entertaining live.
• and he just told people to get off their rich asses. GOOD.
• dear adele, thank you for not acting surprised when you know you’re going to sweep this shit.
• fuck you, chris brown.
• fergie looks the absolute worst, holy shit.
• also: i forgot to say this earlier, BUT ALL HAIL KING ICE-T & HIS FLAWLESS QUEEN COCO.
• no1curr, kelly clarkson.
• rihanna sounds good and all, but i wish my boo calvin was here.
• STEVIE.
• i missed everything between rihanna and stevie because i was too busy arguing with a victim blamer.
• and then i missed some more.
• i’m in a bad mood now, but i imagined kanye west popping out from behind taylor swift’s set and that made me feel a little better.
• adele sounds and looks great. i wish this was “set fire to the rain,” tho.
• get it, glen.
• nicki looks PISSED that she did not win best new artist.
• but justin vernon is so uncomfortable and humble. good on you, sir.
• ehhh, dubstep/edm.
• nicki minaj is fucking nuts. favorite performance of the night. NO SHAME.
• seriously, i don’t even like that song but she shut it DOWN.
• let’s just give adele some awards she wasn’t even nominated for and call it a night.
• ADELE, HOW CUTE ARE YOU? well-deserved, bb.